Clerk Quotes

78 Clerk quotes by 73 unique authors

The aether: Invented by Isaac Newton, reinvented by James Clerk Maxwell. This is the stuff that fills up the empty space of the universe. Discredited… — Leon M. Lederman
If you are chosen town clerk, forsooth, you cannot go to Tierra del Fuego this summer; but you may go to the land of infernal… — Henry David Thoreau
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you… — Phyllis Diller
A man who is a politician at forty is a statesman at three score and ten. It is at this age, when he would be… — W. Somerset Maugham
But now I see well the old proverb is true: That parish priest forgetteth that ever he was a clerk! — John Heywood
I'm pretty much a 9-to-5 kind of guy. I usually get to work about 8 in the morning, and I work until 4 or 5,… — Douglas Preston
I knew Otto Kahn [According to the Figaro, Mr. Kahn on first going to America was a clerk in the firm of Speyer and Company,… — Denis Fahey
Their educations ended with high school - my father going to work as a clerk and then salesman in a company dealing in printing and… — Martin Lewis Perl
I went to NYU undergraduate, then for a Master's in English, and got a summer job at St. Vincent's. I was a ward clerk handling… — Glen Mazzara
At exactly fifteen minutes past eight in the morning, on August 6, 1945, Japanese time, at the moment when the atomic bomb flashed above Hiroshima,… — John Hersey
Perhaps my favourite story is 'Le Passe-Muraille' by Marcel Ayme. It's about a guy who wakes up with a weird faculty that means he can… — Michel Gondry
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think the nine justices think the solicitor general is the 35th clerk. — Elena Kagan
There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk. — William Cowper
Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk… — David Letterman
It is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk. — Rudolf Bing
There is no more moving a professional relationship than that between a law clerk and a Supreme Court justice. As a place to work, the… — Cliff Sloan
When I was in college my girl got me a job at the doctor's office she was working at. I was a file clerk. No… — J. Cole
I literally remember when I made my audition tape for 'Buffy'. I went to the Arsenal Mall. I got my outfit at Contempo Casuals in… — Eliza Dushku
People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to… — Christopher Meloni
My dad was an autoworker, my mom was a clerk. Until I was thirty-five, I never made more than fifteen thousand dollars a year. — Michael Moore
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They were… — Marco Rubio
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and… — Marco Rubio
[The doctor] peeked into the trauma room and saw the situation: the clerk - that is, me - standing next to the orderly, Georgie, both… — Denis Johnson
Pirate Captain Jim "Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim "But Captain Jim, I cannot swim." "Then you must steer us through the gale." "But Captain… — Shel Silverstein

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