Cleavage Quotes

45 Cleavage quotes by 42 unique authors

Oooh!" Bill squealed. "Very rococo." "So, I'm really doing this? I'm just going to go down there and pretend--" (Luce) "No pretending." Bill shook his… — Lauren Kate
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then… — Jerry Seinfeld
I knew it. You’re an alien,” said her former best friend, the pale, bespectacled creature with the spectacular cleavage. “Yes, I’m an alien and I… — Libba Bray
Cleavage is great," she said. "Like an extra pocket. — Kelley Armstrong
Suddenly self-conscious, she shifted from one booted foot to the other. "I asked the cloud for battle-ready clothing, and this is what I got. There… — Gena Showalter
What is your problem?” I asked, scooping the freezing mess out of my cleavage. “We got unfinished business,” he reminded me. “My name’s not Bill.”… — Karen Chance
Humanity has passed through a long history of one-sidedness and of a social condition that has always contained the potential of destruction, despite its creative… — Murray Bookchin
My women students openly admit that they dress for interviews like dates, hoping to look their best: makeup, high heels, a well-fitting suit that shows… — Susan Estrich
I think shoulders are sexier than cleavage. — Nicole Scherzinger
Who wants to lend me their cleavage? Need more followers. Will pay weekly. — Nikhil Saluja
Eating girlscout cookies while gimped up.... and I looked down (my shirt) and thought... WOW that's where the rest of my cookie went! — Rose Etheridge
THE REAL BEAUTiful: no need to show cleavage, no need to show the navel, not need to be make up, not edited the pictures, and… — Innah Delos Angeles
I had cleavage that would make Dolly Parton proud. But those things are really heavy and I'm pretty slight of frame, so I took them… — Lexa Doig
They tell me: 'OK, this is where we're going to push up your cleavage,' and I'm like, 'What cleavage?' — Natalie Portman
I lay em down, tempur-pedic. This shits a game of chess, you niggas think it's cleavage. — Lil Wayne
First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show. — Unknown Author
I hope God is a drag queen, so we have a lot to discuss about fashion, makeup and cleavage. — Cyndi Lauper
Knowledge isn't power, cleavage is. — Nikhil Saluja
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%....per boob. — Nikhil Saluja
Showing your cleavage doesn't fix your face, dear. :) — Paperjam

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