Clapping Quotes

49 quotes by 46 authors

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley
What are you doing with all those books anyway?" Ron asked. Just trying to decide which ones to take with us," said Hermione. When we're… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Even as the Sun doth not wait for prayers and incantations to rise, but shines forth and is welcomed by all: so thou also wait… — Epictetus
Sometimes when I see a bad performance and people still clap... I wonder if they're clapping because they liked what they saw or because they're… — Kanye West
I am not perfect." It came out in a rush of breath. "See I thought I was. Thank God I ain't. See a perfect thing… — Harry Crews
Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I believe in myself like a five-year-old believes in himself. They say look at me, look at me! Then they do a flip in the… — Kanye West
...Sometimes I dream that everything in the world is here, in my room, in a great closet, named and orderly, and I am here too,… — Mary Oliver
Mary bring out your umbrella - The sun shines down on this fine, fine day But the ashes raining down forever Are going to turn… — Lauren Oliver
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest… — Meg Cabot
Step on a crack , you'll break your mama's back. Step on a stone, you'll end up all alone. Step on a stick, you're bound… — Lauren Oliver
When writers make us shake our heads with the exactness of their prose and their truths, and even make us laugh about ourselves or life,… — Anne Lamott
It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church. — Flannery O'Connor
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres
Oh Esperanza!' said Isabel, jumping up and down and clapping.'I think my heart is dancing. — Pam MuÃ±oz Ryan
When "Here Comes the Sun" started, what happened? No, the sun didn't come out, but Mom opened up like the sun breaking through the clouds.… — Maria Semple
It is not the bowing, the dancing, the clapping and the singing that produce the worship, for at best they can only express that worship,… — Judson Cornwall
The day you stop clapping at a gig is the day your soul dies. — Chet Faker
The awkward moment when youre laughing so hard, no noise comes out, and you sit there clapping like a seal. — Orebela Gbenga
There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person… — Mark

Who Wrote These Clapping Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 49 Clapping Quotes, led by these top contributors: