Chris Quotes

297 quotes by 226 authors

Two faced people are like a person named chris — Unknown Author
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,… — Peter Griffin
Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the… — Peter Griffin
¢I could see Rihanna and Chris Brown, because they were closest to where I was sitting onstage. Lucky for me, I'm shortsighted. It's the only… — Leona Lewis
My first kiss was about 11 or 12 and it was with a Greek boy called Chris. .... who's gay now! — Amy Winehouse
Haters cant kill me,cus my chris as already died on the cross — Unknown Author
From eating canned tuna to shoe deals with Puma From women saying 'Hey Chris' to 'Goddamn Luda!' — Ludacris
Ain't got no competition, cause shawty you the bestest. Chris Brown quotes — Chris Brown
Rianna got her ass beat haaahaaaa by Chris brown dats wat your ass get — Rihanna
My mum always used to say to me that, out of her three boys, Chris, you were the girl. Id speak to her about far… — Chris Hemsworth
I love Britney Spears, Drake, Eminem, and Chris Brown! — Kylie Jenner
I don't feel like I have constant media attention. It feels like a grey area to me because, and I know Chris agrees with this,… — Mandy Moore
Drake: Oh Na Na, That's my bitch. Chris Brown: Oh Na Na, Nigga you wish. Rihanna: Oh Na Na, Stop this shit, Stop this shit,… — Kiana JWilson
Chris Rock once said something that was really interesting. He said, "Women would run the world if they didn't hate each other." That's the only… — Rachel McAdams
Well, for one thing, for me, I don't exactly consider 'Modern Family' a sitcom, because it's single-camera. There's more location, so that's a little bit… — Ed O'Neill
In chris brown dont wake me up why does he say I dont want to fall asleep unless I'm faling for you when his love… — Unknown Author
People are controlled to varying degrees but it will still make people think - for example Chris actually says to Marian: 'I've seen you walk… — Kate Beckinsale
Think of what you've done this week!? If where you went, what you did, or what you said........you couldn't have grabbed your minister by the… — Unknown Author
I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I… — Joe Manganiello
I'm volunteering again now because my friend Matt got a job at a Detroit car company that still exists, and Lauren can get the prescription… — Kal Penn

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