Choking Quotes

112 quotes by 107 authors

Oh wait, that was me, Oh wait that was me. I froze to death. My last words choking your breath. — Jonny Craig
Hold up, low packs like I got cancer choking on them white boys make a black panther. — Wale
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to… — Sprhjror
Just bite your tongue soon before you end up choking, too. — The Swellers
It's not choking the chicken anymore, it's now called mashing the potatoes. — Steven Walsh
Outta smokes, no time for jokes, best not come to poke, cause I'll end up catching a case choking your face with a shoelace steady… — Massmurder
Oh no, Im choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! — Natasya Lily
Yeah. Maybe we can get sentimental after the world's finished choking to death. — Donna Noble
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
You took my heart and joked and died from just choking — Kane Death
Check my swag, I'm soO flyO I know you cannot test me cause imma swaggerly blind you; though you wanna test but you start choking,… — Ama Boy
Has a mime ever choked to death because nobody believed they were choking? — Jason Kennedy

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