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1121 China quotes by 699 unique authors
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Do people in China say in bed after reading a fortune cookie?
— Laura S
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They say that Good ultimately wins, OK! Sir, Agreed! but the win-loss record of Good vs. Evil is like population of (Moldova vs. China).
— Mohit Sharma
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GOD made the world...everything else is made in CHINA
— Shubham Joshi
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Which is the more believable of the two, Moses or China?
— Unknown Author
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God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.
— DaniAlla
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It all ended with the circuslikewhump of a monstrous box on the ear with which I knocked down the traitress who rolled up in a…
— Vladimir Nabokov
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Listen to chris brown fine china I love him so much!!!:)
— Kbreezy
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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
— Nikhil Saluja
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I have a neighbor he is from China, he is a dwarf, I ask him what his name is? He said, Tai Nee. I started…
— Glen Rambharack
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If I ever go to China, Im going to find a piano and play Chopsticks--only not with my fingers, but rather Ill be using two…
— Tamika-leeigh
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Dreamland Goes China! UNLEASHED! The KING of the, GOLDEN-RING! Legendary Pacquiao, TO BE SEEN! Unzipped, and ripped! Full contact! BABY! Get your seat! TENACITY! Let…
— Javaz
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Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, youll find a tag saying MADE IN CHINA
— Paresh Markandeya
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Niggas sellin' that China white. Fuck around with that Yao Ming.
— Meek Mill
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It's alright, I'm not dangerous. When you're mine, I'll be generous. You're irreplaceable. A collectible, just like fine China...
— Chris Brown
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Jumping out a caravan, eye's like a China man. Bladed up on four Pirellis chopping like a ceiling fan.
— Riff Raff
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I work the wood like a log cabin. All this rice I brought I should have bought a china cabinet.
— Riff Raff
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Maybe China is reading our emails to see if we plan on paying back all that money we borrowed from them.
— BJ Novak
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True Canadian Eh! You wave a flag made in China.
— Serenity Karma
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Dear Heart, Please stop breaking, you weren't made in China. Sincerely, Me.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Friendship is like a china cup.... Costly and Rare ..... Once broken cannot be mended.... Crack is Always there....
— Anamika Singh
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In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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