Chimpanzee Quotes
36 Chimpanzee quotes by 29 unique authors
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A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks.
— Frans de Waal
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I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a…
— S. J. Perelman
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What is the good of words if they aren't important enough to quarrel over? Why do we choose one word more than another if there…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being…
— Christopher Hitchens
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I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog.
— Garth Stein
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Imagine a life-form whose brainpower is to ours as ours is to a chimpanzee’s. To such a species, our highest mental achievements would be trivial.…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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A chimpanzee could learn what I do physically, but it goes way beyond that. When you play, you play life.
— Jaco Pastorius
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Consider a cow. A cow doesn't have the problem-solving skill of a chimpanzee, which has discovered how to get termites out of the ground by…
— Martin Gardner
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
— Kin Hubbard
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Through my work with PETA, I have learned a great deal about chimpanzee behavior and the plight of chimpanzees imprisoned in laboratories.
— Woody Harrelson
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When I was 7 and went to the zoo with my second-grade class, I saw chimpanzee eyes for the first time - the eyes of…
— Octavia Butler
Who Wrote These Chimpanzee Quotes
29 authors contributed a total of 36 Chimpanzee Quotes, led by these top contributors: