Chicks Quotes

325 quotes by 267 authors

Gah, some chicks should be shot. Put out of everyone else's reproduction pool. — Karen Marie Moning
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny… — Simone Elkeles
Luis is right there.â€ I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard… — Simone Elkeles
I Promise," Shane said. "You'd better, jerkface," Eve said. "How's the head?" "Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface?… — Rachel Caine
I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. "Wait a second," I said. "So,… — Rachel Caine
You are such a chick.â€ I widened my eyes in mock surprise. â€œNo way. Are you sure? — Gena Showalter
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're… — Bill Maher
So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes."… — Gena Showalter
You are such a chick." I widened my eyes in mock surprise. "No way. Are you sure?" Sighing again, he rubbed at the tattoos on… — Gena Showalter
Seasonally ploughing and harvesting crops will mash up a few moles, slice through a burrow of field mice and crush any ground-nesting bird chicks. Far… — Tristram Stuart
Biker chicks want the bad boy. — Theo Rossi
I had, probably, a more challenging experience growing up than most middle-class chicks. — Jennifer Hale
Depending on your political orientation, the Dixie Chicks are either the great defenders of free speech or American traitors. — Shawn Amos
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen… — Adam Carolla
I love biker chicks! — Paz de la Huerta
THIS IS MY FREAKIN REAL EYES COLOR !!! GOSH !!! WHAT'S WRONG IN GETTING GREEN CONTACT LENSES , GUYS PLEASE GIMME A BREAK ... IF… — Leila
I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius. — Nikhil Saluja
Chicks with 6 pack abs come into the bedroom with WWE entrance music. — Nikhil Saluja
I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
Hot chicks with no ass are like BMW's with no wheels, fucking useless. — Nikhil Saluja

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