Chew Quotes

160 quotes by 135 authors

There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which… — A. J. Jacobs
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight. If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite? — Lonnie Donegan
If men with fleshly mortals must be fed, and chew with bleeding teeth the breathing bread; what else is this but to devour our guests,… — Pythagoras
I may be biting off more than I can chew, but with 'The Simpsons' and with 'Futurama,' what I'm trying to do in the guise… — Matt Groening
I had a rat-tail when I was younger. I had this nice Bobby Brown fade, with a rat-tail that was long enough to wrap around… — J. Cole
If we chew every morsel of our food, in that way we become grateful, and when you are grateful, you are happy. — Nhat Hanh
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in… — Nhat Hanh
The design of the Mac wasn't what it looked like, although that was part of it. Primarily, it was how it worked. To design something… — Steve Jobs
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson
When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they… — Lyndon B. Johnson
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew… — Robert E. Lee
Hold on with a bulldog grip, and chew and choke as much as possible. — Abraham Lincoln
You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world. — Ozzy Osbourne
As a boy, when I was bad, my mother would chew me out in Spanish. And since I was bad a lot, I learned a… — John Sununu
When I look in the fridge, I see groceries, but I don't see food. My stomach growls; but there is no appetite. Appetite and hunger… — Julie Gregory
Through neglect, ignorance, or inability, the new intellectual Borgias cram hairballs down our throats and refuse us the convulsion that could make us well. They… — Ray Bradbury
Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a… — Terry Pratchett
Knowledge that is acquired is not like this. Those who have it worry if audiences like it or not. It's a bait for popularity. Disputational… — Unknown Author
I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung
Charming villains have always had a decided social advantage over well-meaning people who chew with their mouths open. — Judith Martin

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