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• Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people
• I ain't got time to bleed.
• If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.
• A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.
• When we build a public library, we don't have to pay to get in, but when we build a stadium, we have…
• They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.
• Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.
• Want a hot dog, McMahon?
• The pleasure was all yours.
• I went out to testify in front of the Ways and Means Committee out in Congress on open free trade to China.…
• I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom.
• If you're patriotic, stand up for the Bill of Rights because once they strip your rights from you, you will pay hell…

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