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692 Chair quotes by 582 unique authors

A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put… — A. A. Gill
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman
Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat. — Wally Lamb
For the understanding of a picture a chair is needed. Why a chair? To prevent the legs, as they tire, from interfering with the mind — Paul Klee
Desks are terrible places, no matter how many wheels a chair might have. You can't do much about how drawers fill up. — Gary Lutz
I try to make my things aesthetically pleasing; but, if it isn’t functional, people will ‘oo’ and ‘aah’ over it in an exhibit but they… — Sam Maloof
A chair is the first thing you need when you don’t really need anything, and is therefore a peculiarly compelling symbol of civilization. For it… — Ralph Caplan
Worry is like rocking in a rocking chair all day, because it keeps you busy but gets you nowhere. — Joyce Meyer
The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama… — Chris Rock
But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair. — Jeffrey Steingarten
Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging. — Merlin Mann
Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one — Joe Budden
Someone once said to me, 'Are you telling me that chair isn't real, that it's only thought?' I said 'Of course the chair is real.… — Sydney Banks
Comfort rules. You want to be able to sit in a good chair comfortably for a few hours and be able to talk and enjoy… — Amanda Pays
Write even when the world is chaotic. You don’t need a cigarette, silence, music, a comfortable chair, or inner peace to write. You just need… — Cory Doctorow
Most terrors are but spectral illusions. Only have the courage of the man who could walk up to his spectre seated in the chair before… — Arthur Helps
Don't get yourself in certain circumstances or instances, because it's not a good feeling to be sitting in that chair where you've got 12 people… — Puff Daddy
What a thrill that will be if I have to die in the electric chair. It will be the supreme thrill. The only one I… — Albert Fish
She pulled off Virginia Woolf's To the Lighthouse and settled down in a comfortable leather chair by the fire to read. — Unknown Author
There's a right way and a wrong way to do things. If you make a chair, you want to make a nice chair. You want… — Hal Hartley
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take… — Zach Galifianakis
'THIS ROOM HAS MYSTERY LIKE A TRANCE' This room has mystery like a trance Of wine ; forget-me-nots of you Are chair and couch, the… — Kenneth Patchen
I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their tails complementarily adjusted,… — Sylvia Townsend Warner
The colleges, while they provide us with libraries, furnish no professors of books; and I think no chair is so much needed. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Usually they are quick to discover that I cannot see or hear.... It is not training but love which impels them to break their silence… — Helen Keller

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