Cereal Quotes

137 Cereal quotes by 131 unique authors

Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts… — Maureen Dowd
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy… — Judy Holliday
I always have breakfast, say, scrambled egg whites, a vegetable smoothie, or whole-grain cereal with low-fat milk. For lunch and dinner, I eat a lot… — Beyonce Knowles
I can't tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning… — Emeril Lagasse
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake… — Alan Moore
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. — Jerry Seinfeld
The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I… — Adlai E. Stevenson
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. — Bill Watterson
I'm not commercial, I'm not for Special K cereal and I'm not a Wheaties boy; I'm a little bit more avant-garde, a little bit more… — Johnny Weir
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! — Roald Dahl
As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching… — Paul Rudnick
I didn't come out of a cereal box. — Bob Dylan
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles of patent medicine,… — Aldous Huxley
We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think. — Rod Serling
Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious… — Jeff Lindsay
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben
I married a damned cereal killer — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
We think about mortality so little, these days, except to flail hysterically at it with trendy forms of exercise and high-fiber cereals and nicotine patches. — Tana French
There had been a popular joke on Freedom, started by a man named Calder. Looking down from space, he had said, the dominant life forms… — Larry Niven
I was grateful for cereal --- the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle. — Craig Thompson
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on… — John Green
You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? — James Patterson
It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and… — Ann Brashares
But then, Cap'n Crunch in a flake form would be suicidal madness; it would last about as long, when immersed in milk, as snowflakes sifting… — Neal Stephenson
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan

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