Cents Quotes

482 Cents quotes by 408 unique authors

Of course Jade we would love to keep you around! Dallas added his two cents. Yeah who is gonna clean the house like this? He… — Unknown Author
Eighty-nine cents in the ash tray Half empty bottle of Gatorade rolling in the floorboard That dirty Braves cap on the dash Dog tags hanging… — Lee Brice
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. — Martin H Fischer
Hemingway hated me. I sold 200 million books, and he didn't. Of course most of mine sold for 25 cents, but still... you look at… — Mickey Spillane
Prolific, not shaken or stirred in the presence of those niqquhs, HERBS, they only after yo' bread, them fuqqin BIRDS, you think they like yo'… — Currensy
Rooms to let...fifty cents. — Randy Travis
People who put there 2 cents in and are insecure and try to tell me what I should do can go fuck them selfs and… — Audrey Kitching
Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a… — Dolla
This is how a group can sell 10 million records and be broke, and everybody get ready to do your math. There are 100 points… — Lisa Left Eye
You could take that to the bank and deposit that. Put your two cents in, and get a dollar back. — Lil Wayne
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. — Will Ferrell
I am sorry bitch, my give a fuck is broken right now..... Here's 50 cents, find a motherfucker who does..... — Tony Montana
^That, my fnierds, is how you add your two cents without BOTHERING TO READ THE SUBSTANCE OF THE POST, OR THE COMMENT SECTION!Thanks for weighing… — Unknown Author
IM LOOKIN NUTHIN LIKE YA PAPA, I WOULDNT GIVE A CHIC 10 CENTS TO PUT CHESSE ON A WHOPPER,THEY WANNA KNOW WHY IM SO FLY,A… — Big L
The best way to stay away from drama is to stop adding your 2 cents into everything that has nothing to do with you. — DaRealKayrose
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette left. What to… — Epifania Savea
I try to find things that are insanely cheap and brilliant. My Bonne Bell lip gloss is about 75 cents, and I have worn it… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks
I've trashed a hotel room. In the States we went to those stores where everything costs 99 cents and bought loads of tacky lamps and… — Natasha Bedingfield
A lot of weird ads. Sally Struthers with that little kid: 'Just 55 cents, the price of a cup of coffee, feeds this kid and… — Robert Schimmel
According to a new survey, the national average price for regular gasoline rose about 15 cents in the last two weeks. Meaning that if gas… — Seth Meyers
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I… — Rainn Wilson
If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's… — Hussein Nishah
Whos the biggest hoe? Pac Woman she has been swallowing balls for 25 cents for years now. — Kevin McCarty
You know youre broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally dont have two-cents to rub together. 3. You play Farmville… — Azgraybebly Joslan

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