Cellulite Quotes

42 Cellulite quotes by 32 unique authors

she never showed girly weaknesses like cellulite or crushes. she never lingered on injustices committed against her. — Ann Brashares
Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem,… — Nick Hornby
That's when it struck me: how gorgeous we all were, even with cellulite (saw a lot of that) and stretch marks, scars and tattoos. Let… — Justina Chen
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and… — Jennifer Weiner
I might have a little bit of cellulite. I might not be toned everywhere. I might struggle in this area or that. But accepting that… — Kim Kardashian
I do have thighs and a butt. I have cellulite. — Salma Hayek
Buy tabloids. Celebrity gossip is engrossing. Celebrity cellulite can make you forget turbulence. — Julia Cameron
A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to bear a child, even her sense of humor, but none… — Unknown Author
In my world, you have to be so beautiful, so skinny, so rich, so famous and I don't believe you really have to be any… — Salma Hayek
I have cellulite - and had it even when I was at my absolute thinnest. I'm never not going to have cellulite. — Holly Madison
If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that wont… — Holly Madison
The rule when you get older, it really is a choice between your ass and your face. Its a little cellulite on the booty or… — Milla Jovovich
Ive tried Botox, but it scares me. Plastic surgery is really scary, but as long as you dont use these things to change your face,… — Cindy Crawford
There are machines that can get rid of your cellulite, so I want to do that. And my friend has just had a machine that… — Carol Vorderman
Like cellulite creams or hair-loss tonics, capital punishment is one of those panaceas that isn't. Only it costs a whole lot more. — Unknown Author
Shawty bust it open for me, I might throw this cash. Shawty throw that ass like a Hail Mary pass. I'm fucking me a new… — Juicy J
If God Was A Woman.... There would be no cellulite — Nikhil Saluja

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