Carson Quotes
- What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery? — Jeff Ross
- Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby. — Jeff Ross
- You know you're white bread, Carson, right? You shit croutons. — Jeff Ross
- I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called… — Fred Willard
- I loved MTV and I loved my time at TRL, but all of that, as big as Carson Daly and TRL was at that time,… — Carson Daly
- When I was on the red carpet at the VMA's as a contest winner, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears wouldn't stop to talk to me.… — Hilarie Burton