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There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of…

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The sad truth is the truth is sad.
One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening -…
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration for 'All…
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who…
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few…
Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to…
At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than…

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