Carpet Quotes

352 Carpet quotes by 300 unique authors

If it is peace you want, seek to change yourself, not other people. It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet… — Anthony de Mello
Without my relatives, I am but a thread; together, we form a colorful and elaborate Persian carpet. — Firoozeh Dumas
Methamphetamine is so Flowers for Algernon: All that super-human cerebral ability fades to limited physical activities like stapling carpet scraps to the wall or masturbation… — Clint Catalyst
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper… — Macy Gray
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood.… — Jack Handey
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,… — Jack Handey
I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have… — Rita Rudner
Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told… — Art Linkletter
I love bringing the colors and textures of other cultures. If I wear a dress that I bought from a street vendor in Bali on… — Serinda Swan
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. — Erma Bombeck
When I do fall in love, I'll go to the ends of the earth for that person. I'd lay down on a carpet of nails… — Peter Andre
The letter we all love to receive is one that carries so much of the writerâ€™s personality that she seems to be sitting beside us,… — Emily Post
Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet. — Alain de Botton
My cat, Andy, has been my best buddy since I was 18, and he doesn't care if I'm on a TV show or if I'm… — Jenna Fischer
Jews have had to carry around their own sense of self in a carpet bag and I think perhaps too much emphasis might be being… — Janet Suzman
What Jesus taught was a radical message of welcome and inclusion and love. I feel certain God loves me just the way I am, and… — Vicky Beeching
LOVE will lay a carpet of treasures under your feet. — Unknown Author
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches us. — Max Lucado
I've walked these streets, in a carnival of sights to see. All the cheap thrill seekers, the vendors & the dealers, they crowded around me.… — Natalie Merchant
People write because it seems like it'll be an easier job than carpet laying, that they might meet more girls. And they write because the… — Warren Zevon

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