Captain Quotes
- Censorship = a sober captain. — Grass Hopper
- How am I going to spend Valentine`s Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to… — Alisa Lynn
- Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
- But that his wife should be one of the performers, that she should be gazed at by a crowd as she tripped about, and that,… — Anthony Trollope
- Old soldiers, Miss Dandridge. Someday you'll learn how they hate to give up. Captain of a troop one day, every man's face turned toward ya.… — Frank S Nugent
- In this life we sailed with God as our captain. — Remelyn
- How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society… — Nikhil Saluja
- You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be the captain and… — Costi Kalfopoulos
- Hit me on my beeper while Captain Hook suck my Peter. Pan camera, repeat procedure. — Tyler The Creator