Captain Quotes

469 quotes by 377 authors

For a politician to complain about the press is like a ship's captain complaining about the sea — Enoch Powell
I'm thirsty need some water boy, Captain Insano. — Currensy
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers. She's cheer captain, And I'm on the bleachers. — Taylor Swift
Captain Hormone! — Hannah Montana
That's what you think, Captain Cocky! — Goku
Captain Pete is the bad guy? — Mickey Mouse
You're either on 'Team Brooke' or 'Team Peyton' and nobody wants to be on 'Team Peyton' because their captain is a big whore! — Brooke Davis
Captain captain where's little B — Lil B
Kinda like the blond bob saget, ash can get nasty. Pass me a blunt and some captain, chilling with an ashley. — Asher Roth
So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine. He said, we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine. — Aaron Fresh
Careful, Captain. You may be the General's son, but I am the Emperor's counsul. And by the way, I got that job on my own… — Mulan
She likes a taste of Captain Morgan cigarettes so she adores them. She can get a little crazy sometimes. — A Rocket To The Moon
You the captain, I'm the crunch you got that dinner, I got the lunch. Hit the weed, pass the blunts. Your eyes red, you got… — Master P
Girl relax, captain can handle that. I'ma take this cruise real slow. Heading to paradise, close your eyes. All you gotta do is let it… — Pleasure P
You look like Captain Crunch's overweight nephew. — Immortal Technique
Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand. She goes a-marching to the captain, says, I want my man. — Lead Belly
Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher? Will Truman: Im not. Im Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold… — Will & Grace
This looks like a job for Captain Planet Nah, nah, good lordy, wowdy, I just took more shot than Kobe. The realest niggas is reppin… — Big Sean
They say that the captain stays fast with the ship through still and storm but this ain't the Dakota, and the water is cold. — Brand New
Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away, you'll lose it forever. -Captain Jack Sparrow — Pirates Of The Caribbean

Who Wrote These Captain Quotes

377 authors contributed a total of 469 Captain Quotes, led by these top contributors: