Best Canned Quotes

48 Canned quotes by 45 unique authors

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed… — Aleister Crowley
I was at Ford for 32 years. I went to Chrysler in 1978, four or five months after I got canned by Henry Ford. — Lee Iacocca
Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being dished up to the world as American popular… — Billy Joel
Is there anything sadder than the foods of the 1950s? Canned, frozen, packaged concoctions, served up by the plateful, three meals per day, in an… — Jeffrey Kluger
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense… — Katie Price
I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my… — Henry Rollins
My feeling is that labels are for canned food... I am what I am - and I know what I am. — Michael Stipe
You eat canned tuna fish and you absorb protein. Then, if you're lucky, someone give you Dover Sole and you experience nourishment. It's the same… — Lois Lowry
Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul. — John Kennedy Toole
Anything that suffers and dies instead of us is Christ; if they didn't kill birds and fish they would have killed us. The animals die… — Margaret Atwood
Grandma frowned and yelled something in Russian. She could have been saying, 'Open up, your best friend is here.' On the other hand, it could… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Once Mo had closed the gates, he returned to his little stone hut, and his half-eaten sandwich of butter and canned sardines, and his mug… — Lauren Oliver
I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof… — Daniel Handler
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that let's you know when to laugh… — Marilyn Manson
Maintenance is what you have to do just so you can walk out the door knowing that if you go to the market and bump… — Nora Ephron
Dear Habicht, / Such a solemn air of silence has descended between us that I almost feel as if I am committing a sacrilege when… — Albert Einstein
As the people of Shishmaref lose their natural hunting grounds to the warming sea, they are forced to buy U.S. canned goods from the only… — Amy J. Berg
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the… — Aleister Crowley
From eating canned tuna to shoe deals with Puma From women saying 'Hey Chris' to 'Goddamn Luda!' — Ludacris
And yeah, the bread good if the head good. Before Benihana's it was canned goods. — 2 Chainz
I know my mama prayin for me, I hope your mama prayin too. Cause me and my niggas gotta eat, well die over these canned… — Ace Hood

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