Camp Quotes
505 Camp quotes by 419 unique authors
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I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year.
— Toy Story
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So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.
— The Hangover
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Damn it feels good to be a Taylor rock camp shorts chuck tees and smoke paper
— Wiz Khalifa
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I've Grown Tired Of These F-ckin Grown Man Liars, Story Tellers, They Don't Even Need A Camp Fire.
— Drake
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My main focus is Victor Ortiz, and I'm gonna go to camp and push myself to the limit. I want to give the fans what…
— Floyd Mayweather
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Third leG, changed Kid, sweet on me, U were my world, the world is yours, rush, sex is on fire, wet dream, cum, cummming, came,…
— Charlie Gonzalez
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Jonny went on camp and he asked the teacher if he can sleep with her the teacher said NO! And jonny said but my mother…
— Natalia
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Having former pros teaching you is real exciting, but to be honest, Ive had my way with everyone at this camp so far. Nobody here…
— Brandon Jennings
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That's the whole point of an adventure. You do what you want. What you decide to do is like a mystery. It cant be planned.
— Tyler Urann
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I want to have a good camp and push myself to raise my game as best I can. Obviously, this is a new level, but…
— Sidney Crosby
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I want to bring awareness to how special people with Down syndrome are... I used to tell my girls in the Pussycat Dolls that I…
— Nicole Scherzinger
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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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For a month I did a crazy circuit: running five miles, swimming for 20 minutes, riding a bike for 35 miles, and lifting weights without…
— Jake Gyllenhaal
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I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I…
— Ed O'Neill
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Think of what you've done this week!? If where you went, what you did, or what you said........you couldn't have grabbed your minister by the…
— Unknown Author
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The unspoken motto of each camp was 'either you're with us or against us', leaving several mutual friends of the two in an awkward spot.
— Mazher (@mazher50)
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I have heard the venerable and impassioned orator on the camp meeting stand rehearse the story of the crucifixion, and seen the thousands there weep…
— John Wesley Powell
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Well, I grew up in Maine, so it was an unlikely place to start. But my parents were really, really cool about supporting what I…
— Anna Kendrick
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People like to make fun of the fans who camp out but people have renaissance fairies; people do Civil War re-enactments; people do what they…
— Anna Kendrick
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There's a couple of lesbian things in the States that when you go to them you can't believe they exist. The Michigan Women's Festival is…
— Leisha Hailey
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This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited to…
— Seth Meyers
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All of us recognize the great benefits to our own nation and to the world of a strong and progressive Iran. Your support of the…
— Unknown Author
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That one time at fat camp and she couldn't run. Now she is one of the best looking girls out there. Neva judge you neva…
— Kevin McCarty
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Camp counselor, living in the lap of lux.' Double cheese deluxe in the penguin tux.
— Riff Raff
Who Wrote These Camp Quotes
419 authors contributed a total of 505 Camp Quotes, led by these top contributors: