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9288 Call quotes by 5082 unique authors

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to… — Jack Handey
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we… — Jack Handey
What one thing does the world need most today-apart, that is, from the all-inclusive thing we call righteousness? Aren't you inclined to agree that what… — B. C. Forbes
Very much of what we call the progress of today consists in getting rid of false ideas, false conceptions of things, and in taking a… — William D. Hoard
Sometimes we talked about the nature of the human soul and about the Cosmic Unity of souls that I had believed in so firmly when… — Freeman Dyson
The key is not to call the decision maker. The key is to have the decision maker call you. — Jeffrey Gitomer
Let them call it mischief; when it is past and prospered, it will be virtue. — Ben Jonson
God does not call us to rest seven days a week with our head in the sand. He calls us to make an impact wherever… — Phil Callaway
Everyone thinks my name is Jerry Laitis and they call me Mr Laitis. What can you do when you have a name that sounds like… — Vitas Gerulaitis
I was young and fearless in those days, but always enjoyed riding at Cartmel. They used to call me 'Cartmellor', probably because I kept coming… — Unknown Author
If you could call the thing a horse. If it hadn't shown a flash of speed in the straight, it would have got mixed up… — P.G. Wodehouse
I call tennis the McDonald's of sport - you go in, they make a quick buck out of you, and you're out. — Pat Cash
I think actors have a greater responsibility when doing comedy. It's as easy as anything to get cheap laughs, but that's not the idea at… — Unknown Author
A politician wouldn't dream of being allowed to call a columnist the things a columnist is allowed to call a politician — Max Lerner
"It is essential to understand this point thoroughly: that the thing-in-itself, whether animal, vegetable, or mineral, is not only unknowable-it does not exist. This is… — Alan Watts
Much of the day I have busied myself making notes on the small parts in Shakespeare, often nameless, which are rewarding to the actor if… — Alec Guinness
A nation that does not support and encourage its theater is - if not dead - dying; just as a theater that does not capture… — Federico Garcia Lorca
I do think it's often a mistake to call them climate skeptics. I think they're deniers, just as I think president Ahmadinejad of iran who… — Thomas Schelling
We want the spirit of America to be efficient; we want American character to be efficient; we want American character to display itself in what… — Woodrow Wilson
There is only one path to Heaven. On Earth, we call it Love. — Henry David Thoreau
All that we call spirit and art and ecstacy only means that for one awful instant we remember that we forgot. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where… — Spike Milligan
When we make mistakes they call it evil — Bill Maher
When human power becomes so great and original that we can account for it only as a kind of divine imagination, we call it genius — Unknown Author
I'm an enemy of what I call 'computer theology.' There's a class conflict out there. There's a techno-elite that lives in a different world. — Walt Mossberg

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