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Call Quotes by Dave Chappelle
- The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
- The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy.…
- Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It…
- I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like, 'Could…
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