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Mark Forsyth has 10 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality.
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
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Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.
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The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they…
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If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it…
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So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis…
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But Shakespeare never drank coffee. Nor did Julius Caesar, or Socrates. Alexander the Great conquered half the world without even a café…
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Freud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food.
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Half-caf, double-tall, non fat, whole-milk foam, bone-dry, half-pump mocha, half sugar in the raw, double cup, no lid, capp - to go.
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People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their…
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So there I was, wondering what sort of things women would look for in a video game. I sat in cafés and…
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The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm and gay, I heard the laughter of her heart in every street…
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You know, I sometimes think, how is anyone ever gonna come up with a book, or a painting, or a symphony, or…
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