Cabbage Quotes

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At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down. — Jilly Cooper
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll… — Si Robertson
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was… — Mark Twain
I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it… — Howard Stern
To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle! — Micky Dolenz
Cabbages, whose heads, tightly folded see and hear nothing of this world, dreaming only on the yellow and green magnificence that is hardening within them. — John Haines
But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the… — Richard Simmons
If the garden of Eden really exists it does so moment by moment, fragmented and tough, cropping up like a fan of buddleia high up… — Helen Dunmore
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat,… — Konrad Lorenz
Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but… — Woody Allen
ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in… — Ambrose Bierce
I want death to find me planting my cabbages, but careless of death, and still more of my unfinished garden. — Michel de Montaigne
In the night the cabbages catch at the moon, the leaves drip silver, the rows of cabbages are a series of little silver waterfalls in… — Carl Sandburg
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your… — Groucho Marx
Each person bears a fear which is special to him. One man fears a close space and another man fears drowning; each laughs at the… — Michael Crichton
Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties.… — William Alcott
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its own point of… — Alan Watts
Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, The repetition kills the wretch at last. — Juvenal
I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents. — Red Smith
I did a commercial when I was, like, 5 or 6 years old for... what was it called?... Cabbage Patch Kids! That was the first… — Logan Lerman

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