Butts Quotes

72 Butts quotes by 65 unique authors

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better. — Pauline Marois
Disney is thrilling and informative and important and beautiful and suspect. Butts was a detail I observed later and definitely ties in. I suppose I… — Mark Morris
Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone. — Pete Rose
You have taught us much. Come with us and join the movement." "This movement of yours, does it have slogans?" inquired the Chink. "Right on!"… — Tom Robbins
You know, sometimes I'll go to an 8th-grade graduation and there's all that pomp and circumstance and gowns and flowers. And I think to myself,… — Barack Obama
He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid. — Kelley Armstrong
Wrangler butts drive me nuts. — Cindy Gerard
And that's where our conversation went from there, than God, both of us laughing our butts off at the thought of a hoops game between… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
James often wondered at the chain of flukes it must have taken to bring him through with his own life and limbs intact. Once he… — Laini Taylor
Boredom is that awful state of inaction when the very medicine ― that is, activity ― which could solve it, is seen as odious. Archery?… — Margaret George
And what if in the future we're at war again, or we still haven't elected a non-white or non-male president, or the Rolling Stones are… — Jay Asher
Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the… — John Green
Some people can work their butts off and never get what they're aiming for while others can get it without any effort at all. — Haruki Murakami
Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot on a wooden… — Kelley Armstrong
Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children. — John Green
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong. — Jennifer Love Hewitt
The preamble to the Constitution states: "We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic… — P.J. O'Rourke
Well, I think every now and again, some people deserve to get their butts chewed. Every now and again some people deserve a pat on… — Judge Mills Lane
Black women don't have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies. Black men love big butts. — Tyra Banks
I like big butts, and I can not lie, u other brothers cant deny, when iity bitty girl with a lil bitty waste is all… — Unknown Author
I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, Im still… — Jarod Kintz
Before I started High School, people told me how they'd be more freedom and how I'd like It. When I got to High School, the… — Daniel Smith
I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology. — Green Monk

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