Bus Quotes

697 quotes by 603 authors

I've been dumped by women more times than I really care to remember, One of the first times involved a moving vehicle. I was in… — Channing Tatum
Guys are like bus stops; you can find one on every corner. — My Dad
It's so lame how men act on a dating site. How am I suppose to have an interest in you when I see a picture… — Unknown Author
If a man comes from around the corner after you get off a greyhound bus and has hay in his matted hair smelling like whiskey… — Massmurder
The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all. — John Alejandro King
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette left. What to… — Epifania Savea
We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus — MXLOVINNN MI BABII SPYDERRR
I got a bus full of bitches, I call it Jerome Bettis. — Kendrick Lamar
I hate the star part of the business. I like the singing, and writing and all that goes with it. But I wish when I… — Alan Jackson
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for… — Jimmy Fallon
Both of my parents worked for a living, so I know what it's like to have real pressure and real problems. Real pressure is having… — Vince Vaughn
My first kiss was with the most chivalrous little boy I ever met in my life. It was in kindergarten. There was this kid who… — Christina Ricci
A Fantastic Sentence Written By Someone On Every Bus Stop Area.. . Only Buses Will Stop Here, Not Your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your… — Pacifiersucker
When I was 15, I was scouted at the mall by Elite Model Management. I started to go to New York on the bus in… — Krysten Ritter
I took the bus, I took the train, I did whatever I had to do, and I went into the city and auditioned for things. — Stacey Dash
Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus. — Donna Noble
I was working at Home Depot just to pay the bills, and the only audition I could get was Baywatch. The day of the audition,… — Sean William Scott
My life is boring at all like a bus route, every day, the Everything fixed|But if any untoward accident may simply — Mak_786
He was on the bus this morning, he tried to kill me. -Clara — Enchanted
Even though you lick windows and still wear that SpongeBob square pants fanny pack you will always be my best friend and I will always… — Nicole Hill

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