« All Bumper Quotes
·
Carl Hiaasen's Page
Bumper Quotes by Carl Hiaasen
1 Bumper quote by Carl Hiaasen
More Quotes by Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen has 60 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by…
-
Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.
-
That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.
-
There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the…
-
As frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. And so far…
-
Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page,…
-
From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at -…
-
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to…
-
Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the…
-
I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence…
-
I got overwhelmed by the magnitude of the celebrity culture in America. My background is as a news journalist, and newsrooms in…
-
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says…
See all 60 quotes by Carl Hiaasen »
More Bumper Quotes
Popular Bumper quotes from across the collection:
-
You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and…
— Joe Biden
-
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
— John Bolton
-
A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
-
I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that…
— Anjelica Huston
-
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
— David Cross
-
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner…
— Taylor Mali
-
Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball.
— St. Vincent
-
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is…
— Sam Shepard
-
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene…
— Allen West
-
That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,' really isn't…
— Unknown Author
-
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
— Damien Fahey
-
I think the inflation prospects for the U.S. over the next five or six, seven years, are quite serious. You cannot have…
— Arthur Laffer
See all Bumper Quotes »
Browse Carl Hiaasen Quotes by Category