Bumper Quotes

75 quotes by 64 authors

My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A lot of people… — Ryan Reynolds
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot,… — Carl Hiaasen
The worldâ€™s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and… — Ted Dekker
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq,… — Shane Claiborne
Hereâ€™s a bumper sticker Iâ€™d like to see: â€œWe are the proud parents of a child whoâ€™s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesnâ€™t need us… — George Carlin
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker?… — Jeff Mariotte
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were… — Dennis Lehane
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones
Stuff Happens.â€™ Thatâ€™s the G-rated version. Thatâ€™s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made. Because anyone who… — Tim Wise
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~ — Darynda Jones
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~ — Darynda Jones
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend
How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to… — Brennan Manning
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Who Wrote These Bumper Quotes

64 authors contributed a total of 75 Bumper Quotes, led by these top contributors: