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Bubba Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
- But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)
- I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)
- Man, first I’m shot, now I’m going to be a friggin’ zombie. At this rate, I’ll never live to have my first date or a…
- Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just me or is…
- Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes…
- I don’t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up all over the…
- I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and…
- Well, isn’t that interesting. (Bubba) I ain’t your science experiment, Bubba. I don’t want to be interesting and I definitely don’t want to be a…
- I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I’m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick)
- We’ve got to get these guys to Bubba’s. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and…
- You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can’t walk around letting people think you’re stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it’s fun to call people…
- Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the…
- I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart…
- He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)
- To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity, meaning you’d see…
- Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier
- Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba
- Now, if I could get Mark to put down his phone and stop taking breaks, we’d be able to finish up before Oprah comes on.”…
- For the record, do I know anyone not a demon or a freak?” – Nick “Yes, you do. Not sure if Bubba and Mark go…
- I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba
- Bubba was the one person who wouldn’t even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an “imaginary” friend. Heck, he’d probably bring one of…
More Bubba Quotes
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- I don't play the sport for fame. I don't try to win tournaments for fame. I don't do any of that. It's… — Bubba Watson
- I was sick of the way my lyrics had been extrapolated, their meanings subverted into polemics and that I had been anointed… — Bob Dylan
- Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters. — Rich Lowry
- In the rural South, 'Bubba' is like how people say 'dude' in California. It's a name for a regular Southern man. I… — Bubba Sparxxx
- Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always… — Hunter S. Thompson
- man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks. — P. C. Cast
- Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it… — Charlaine Harris
- But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Man, first I’m shot, now I’m going to be a friggin’ zombie. At this rate, I’ll never live to have my first… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just… — Sherrilyn Kenyon