Breasts Quotes

709 quotes by 551 authors

In the beginning, according to fossil remains, the Homo Sapiens (humans) have been productively copulating for a minimum of 150,000 years or so. It is… — Johnny Luckett
If a guy only wants you for your legs , thighs , or breasts , don't date him , give him directions to KFC . — Green Monk
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use non-dairy topping! — Green Monk
There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. — Cary Elwes
Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts. — Peter Tork
B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view. — Unknown Author
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. — Shakira
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants. — Kelli Jae Baeli
Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts. — William Shakespeare
Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit? — Friends
Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking! — The Rock
Did it get so wet? No I'm not my best when I make you sweat, ready now get set cause you get no rest. I'm… — Asher Roth
I watch her breasts gently rise, gently fall. — Simon And Garfunkel
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. — Unknown Author
If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not be enough breasts. — Unknown Author
If He Only Wants Your Breasts , Legs And Thighs Send That Nigga To KFC Find A Real Man Who Loves You For You — Jose Alvarez
Nice breasts... -The Killer — Scary Movie
I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working… — Chris Hemsworth
Everyone in Hollywood has had plastic surgery on their breasts, but people only talk about mine. I got my breasts done for the first time… — Tara Reid
Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's Johansson breasts. She's got beautiful ones. — Natalie Portman

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