Breakfast Quotes

676 Breakfast quotes by 565 unique authors

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore
The river was mild and leisurely, going away from the people who ate shadows for breakfast and steam for lunch and vapors for supper. — Ray Bradbury
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. — Jim Butcher
Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your door keyes. Laugh.… — Jenny Downham
Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast. — Rachel Caine
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. — Kathy Lette
Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that… — Lisa Kleypas
With the notebook resting ominuslously on Janie's bed, Janie procrastinates. Does her homework first. And pours herself a bowl of ceral. Breakfast - one of… — Lisa McMann
I don't mean I'd mind being rich and famous. That's very much on my schedule, and someday I'll try to get around to it; but… — Truman Capote
Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved. — Thomas Pynchon
It was like the first time i saw a cadaver. For weeks afterward the cadavers head, or what was left of it - floated up… — Sylvia Plath
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast? — Jeff Lindsay
Then the two friends leaned back and watched the sun rise clear of the trees. “Best time of day,” said Will. Yes,” Horace agreed. “What’s… — John Flanagan
I can’t chitchat and make breakfast at the same time. You could help, you know, instead of standing there like the Queen of England. Although… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Demon. Gremlin. Poltergeist. Ghost. Phantom. Spirit. Shadow. Ghoul. Devil. People are afraid of them, so they relegate their existence to stories, volumes of books that… — Garth Stein
Yes, he’s a good boy. Never been in trouble at school and he’s on the honor roll. Captain of the football team. All-around psycho serial… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away? — Chuck Palahniuk
You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, don’t you? (Shahara) Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan
There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Marriage is those two thousand indistinguishable conversations, chatted over two thousand indistuinguishable breakfasts, where intimacy turns like a slow wheel. How do you measure the… — Elizabeth Gilbert
And you've got that look on your face again." "I can't help it, "Ehren said. "You're about to walk to breakfast, arn't you, regardless of… — Jim Butcher
I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two,… — Lewis Carroll
The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I have wondered about what kind of lesson… — Sloane Crosley

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565 authors contributed a total of 676 Breakfast Quotes, led by these top contributors: