Brain Quotes

4501 Brain quotes by 2589 unique authors

I had a husband who, I'm convinced, was an undiagnosed manic depressive. He didn't treat me as if I had a brain - I was… — Britt Ekland
If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set? — Warren Ellis
The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work. — Brian Eno
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. — Jimmy Fallon
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. — Farrah Fawcett
A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked… — Will Ferrell
When I was going to school in, like, '84 to '88, you didn't have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you can wrap your… — Tina Fey
My brain is like a hard drive. Once you start adding new information, you start cutting off old information. — Nathan Fillion
I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will… — Flavor Flav
Evolution has programmed our brains to find two things particularly interesting, and therefore memorable: jokes and sex - and especially, it seems, jokes about sex. — Joshua Foer
Bring me men to match my mountains: Bring me men to match my plains: Men with empires in their purpose and new eras in their… — Sam Walter Foss
Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens… — Eddie Van Halen
Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do… — Tom T. Hall
We need a self because the complexity of the chemical processes that make up our individual humanities exceeds the processing power of our brains. — Mohsin Hamid
Chance plays a powerful role in every life - our brains and personalities are just chemical soup, after all; a few drops here or there… — Mohsin Hamid
Human experience depends on everything that can influence states of the human brain, ranging from changes in our genome to changes in the global economy. — Sam Harris
Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one. — Sydney J. Harris
There is a real danger that computers will develop intelligence and take over. We urgently need to develop direct connections to the brain so that… — Stephen Hawking
Evolution has ensured that our brains just aren't equipped to visualise 11 dimensions directly. However, from a purely mathematical point of view it's just as… — Stephen Hawking
I think the brain is essentially a computer and consciousness is like a computer program. It will cease to run when the computer is turned… — Stephen Hawking
I never have, but I would love to pick R. Kelly's brain. — Mayer Hawthorne
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you… — Mitch Hedberg
Money without brains is always dangerous. — Napoleon Hill
Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable… — Marilu Henner
Healthful whole foods improve our brain function as well. — Marilu Henner

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