Bowser Quotes
- Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game… — Joey Comeau
- Brandon McCaw is undefeated in Mario Kart. He beat 500,000,000,000 males and 500,000,000,000 females. His record is 567,876,345,865,457 wins and 0 losses. He won on… — Brandon Mccaw