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- When we consider that each of us has only one life to live, isn’t it rather tragic to find men and women,… — Neil Gaiman
- I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and… — Lester Roloff
- There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm… — Jeff Bridges
- I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a… — Kirstie Alley
- Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends… — George Carlin
- What's society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge amount of… — Clifford Stoll
- All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball… — Mike Royko
- In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry