Bottle Quotes

692 quotes by 568 authors

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really… — Jim Butcher
That's alright," said Hugo. "I've got some wine" Which was about all he seemed to have. He poured out two mugfuls. "Very nice," said Adrian,… — Stephen Fry
I drank my bottle of milk and ate my morsel of bread somewhere on the outskirts, while I circumspectly studied my environment or else fell… — Adolf Hitler
Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like 'his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind on a fairly calm day, say about Force… — Terry Pratchett
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing for, and also,… — David Levithan
Drink up, boys, drink up and donâ€™t worry, if we finish this bottle weâ€™ll go down and buy another one. Of course, it wonâ€™t be… — Roberto Bolano
She chews her lip, staring into my eyes. "Okay... Why did you kiss me in Austin?" I laugh softly and she frowns. "Sorry. That one's… — Tammara Webber
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because Iâ€™m a barbarian). — Rick Riordan
This is wine," Ghoolion said solemnly. "Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. Wine can be a… — Walter Moers
She was sitting cross-legged on her bed in her white kimono, writing in a notebook with an ink pen she dipped in a bottle. 'Never… — Janet Fitch
In the vaults of our hearts and brains, danger waits. All the chambers are not lovely, light and high. There are holes in the floor… — Thomas Harris
Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're… — Augusten Burroughs
Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A.… — Gena Showalter
Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summerâ€™s day, a long-running sitcom, oneâ€™s life, and eventually our species. The question for… — Jasper Fforde
The further I wake into this life, the more I realize that God is everywhere and the extraordinary is waiting quietly beneath the skin of… — Mark Nepo
Now aren't you glad I made you take a bath?" Bill asked. "One less bottle of eau de reekette punching holes in l'ozone. — Lauren Kate
There is no need to put your heart in a bottle, then you will die. - Ty from Stolen — Lucy Christopher
When you go out with a drunk, youâ€™ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as youâ€™re… — Chuck Palahniuk
Thatâ€™s the problem with all of this. No matter how hard I try, I canâ€™t make it perfect. I canâ€™t keep it in a bottle,… — Pete Wentz
ALICE She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME And she grew so tall, She ate from a plate called TASTE ME And down she… — Shel Silverstein

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