Best Booze Sayings

107 Booze quotes by 97 unique authors

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? — Harry Caray
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me… — Kim Kardashian
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know -… — Paul Newman
I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs,… — Andy Roddick
We started playing music from an early age and so we wasn't really aware of that side of it, the weird thing is the more… — Ville Valo
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and… — Raymond Chandler
My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine. — Tallulah Bankhead
Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it. — Raymond Carver
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk
Gordie, the white boy genius, gave me this book by a Russian dude named Tolstoy, who wrote, 'Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family… — Sherman Alexie
The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would stop at an… — Alice Sebold
When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew it was something… — Denis Johnson
The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: "booze affects material as it… — Alice Sebold
Cheap booze is a false economy. — Christopher Hitchens
The phrase booze and mischief left me worrying I'd stumbled into what my mother referred to as "the wrong crowd," but for the wrong crowd,… — John Green
I'm just giving you some spiel, the ludicrous plot of a novel, a story I invented to touch your heart—one-third bullshit, one-third booze, and one-third… — Antonio Lobo Antunes
Answer my question, Dresden,' Nicodemus growled. 'What is that?' 'A precaution against getting stuck in deep snow,' I said. 'He's training to be a Saint… — Jim Butcher
I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted. — Elmore Leonard
I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to… — Rachel Cohn
I am your dwarf. I am the enemy within. I am the boss of your dreams. See. Your hand shakes. It is not palsy or… — Anne Sexton
Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so… — Jeaniene Frost
And that almost everyone was struggling to wake up, to be loved, and not feel so afraid all the time. That's what the cars, degrees,… — Anne Lamott
Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries. If you don't think life is mysterious, if you believe you have it… — Dean Koontz
The air smelled like a mélange of everyone's perfume and hair products, with a slight undertone of booze. — Sara Shepard
I will never be a skinny waif as I am physically unable to say "no" to free booze and snacks. Oh well. — Katie Aselton

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