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• The sad truth is the truth is sad.
• The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration for 'All…
• Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who…
• Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
• It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few…
• Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to…
• Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the…
• If you feel . . . that well-read people are less likely to be evil, and a world full of people sitting…

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