Birth Certificate Quotes

46 quotes by 39 authors

Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it. — Jenny Offill
I am always looking for ways our government can help make everyday life easier for Ontarians, and these new polymer birth certificates do just that.… — Kathleen Wynne
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson
I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I literally don't exist.… — Rose McGowan
Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald.… — Barack Obama
The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the… — Chloe Sevigny
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. — Jackie Vernon
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate. — David Letterman
In principle the first thing on the stream would be my birth certificate, a little electronic version of that, my parents would put my school… — David Gelernter
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. — Donald Trump
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher
Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a death certificate, but… — Jodi Picoult
[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is northern Northern California… — Jandy Nelson
In a Cafe" I watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking… — Richard Brautigan
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. — Mitt Romney
My father is Emmit and my grandfather is Emmit, but I wanted something extra so I could separate my Emmitt from the rest of them.… — Emmitt Smith
Nowhear on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair. . — Sreenadh
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. — Manish Bhagtani
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired??? — Unknown Author

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