Birth Certificate Quotes

46 Birth Certificate quotes by 39 unique authors

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must… — Bob Dole
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report.… — George Carlin
You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate… — Edwidge Danticat
Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved — Juan Manuel Santos
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous. — Conan O'Brien
I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his… — Donald Trump
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama… — Bill Maher
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. — Rush Limbaugh
The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name. — Rickey Henderson
Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair — Trevor Jones
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that… — Steve Tesich
I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it. — Raul Labrador
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork,… — Craig Ferguson
Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures. — Unknown Author
If a fish is born in your aquarium and you call him John, write out a birth certificate, tell him about his family history, and… — Eckhart Tolle
The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. — E L Doctorow
There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate. — Barack Obama
Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God. — Joel Osteen
Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children? — Kathy Calvin
Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it. — Jenny Offill
I am always looking for ways our government can help make everyday life easier for Ontarians, and these new polymer birth certificates do just that.… — Kathleen Wynne
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson
I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I literally don't exist.… — Rose McGowan
Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald.… — Barack Obama

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