Bikinis Quotes

104 Bikinis quotes by 95 unique authors

My bikini, a pair of black high heels and a pair of comfortable jeans. — Joan Smalls
Epidemiology is like a bikini: what is revealed is interesting; what is concealed is crucial. — Peter Duesberg
My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday. — Tamara Ecclestone
Lady Gaga is a pop prostitute, a satanic b-- with her fascist and demonic secret signs! Her pop prostitution has more to do with bikini… — Nina Hagen
Value yourself for what the media doesn't - your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool, whatever. So long… — Jessica Valenti
THE REASON I CAN BE 38 AND HAVE TWO KIDS AND WEAR A BIKINI IS BECAUSE I WORK MY ASS OFF. IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT.… — Gwyneth Paltrow
The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part. — Anna Sui
I don't want to say, 'This is where I'm going to be in five years and I'm going to get there no matter what.' I… — Brooke Burke
They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax. — Gary McCord
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini. — Evan Esar
My body wasn't made to look good in a string bikini. It was made to feed and nurture a child. — Alyssa Milano
Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing. — Chalene Johnson
It's very flattering to be remembered as a Bond girl with brains and not just for looking good in a bikini. I was a fan… — Eva Green
I have a flat tummy, but I'm not rock hard. If I'm going to be in a bikini, I'll train more and skip desserts for… — Nina Dobrev
The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. — Kathryn Hahn
I'm actually most comfortable when I'm in a bikini, running around on the beach, like, no makeup. It's really free-feeling, whereas I'm always having to… — Ashley Tisdale
Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself. — Faith Hill
It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Puff Daddy
No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day... — Kanye West
I was terrified. My first week, walking around in a teeny bikini, I kept crossing my arms over my chest because I was afraid I… — Mary Crosby
I'm usually bikini-ready all year round. — Candice Swanepoel
What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself? — Erma Bombeck
I was shooting a bikini promotion in Mahe in the Seychelles in 1980 when there was a military coup and I, along with a roomful… — Brigitte Nielsen
I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself. — Kelly Osbourne

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