Bikini Quotes

106 Bikini quotes by 97 unique authors

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini. — Evan Esar
My body wasn't made to look good in a string bikini. It was made to feed and nurture a child. — Alyssa Milano
Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing. — Chalene Johnson
It's very flattering to be remembered as a Bond girl with brains and not just for looking good in a bikini. I was a fan… — Eva Green
I have a flat tummy, but I'm not rock hard. If I'm going to be in a bikini, I'll train more and skip desserts for… — Nina Dobrev
The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. — Kathryn Hahn
I'm actually most comfortable when I'm in a bikini, running around on the beach, like, no makeup. It's really free-feeling, whereas I'm always having to… — Ashley Tisdale
Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself. — Faith Hill
It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Puff Daddy
No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day... — Kanye West
I was terrified. My first week, walking around in a teeny bikini, I kept crossing my arms over my chest because I was afraid I… — Mary Crosby
I'm usually bikini-ready all year round. — Candice Swanepoel
What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself? — Erma Bombeck
I was shooting a bikini promotion in Mahe in the Seychelles in 1980 when there was a military coup and I, along with a roomful… — Brigitte Nielsen
I don't work out and be healthy and want a strong body because I want to look good in a bikini. I do all of… — Maggie Q
It's really intimidating to go on the beach in a bikini. — Helena Christensen
I started thinking: 'Okay, what's wrong with wearing a bikini? I look better than I looked in quite a few years, so why not? What… — Valerie Bertinelli
I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. — David Wain
I made my career off posing in swimsuits and doing all the swimsuit issues and posters, but I will tell you that that little bit… — Cindy Margolis
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' — Cindy Crawford
I was in a band in the '90s called Bikini Kill, and we were so freaked out about documentation then, and there was the whole… — Kathleen Hanna
I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless. — Kim Kardashian
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to… — Garrison Keillor
I used to be very shy. When I first started, I had to go to a casting, and I had to go in a bikini.… — Adriana Lima

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