Big Fat Quotes

77 Big Fat quotes by 67 unique authors

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this… — Ester Dean
Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years… — Dave Barry
If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak. — Chick Willis
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. — Ray Davies
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I… — Joe Tex
When I lost my friends, it was because I had used the power of giving on them recklessly. I swept into their lives with my… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for… — Kirk Douglas
If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about… — Courtney Love
When it comes to consumer electronics, I'm a big fat sucker, because even though I know you should never, ever buy anything until the second… — Susan Orlean
I'd taken a big fat crisis off my shoulders and loaded it all on Jesus, which seemed unfair in a way, but was exactly what… — David James Duncan
It was joy, joy, happy joy. Happy, happy joy. A big fat smiley sun rose above the rooftops and beamed down its blessings onto the… — Robert Rankin
All teenagers knew this was true. The process of growing up was nothing more than figuring out what doors hadn't yet been slammed in your… — Jodi Picoult
So what if Brian made me feel like fireworks were going off inside me. He could also make me feel like a big fat clod… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
It comes with being sixteen," Mom said. "You teenagers, you go into a cocoon when you turn fifteen and don't come out for years." "So… — Neal Shusterman
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. — Kathryn Stockett
Fiftey years isn't too bad. With luck you might see it happen when your a sweet,old granny,dandling big fat babies on your knee. Actully"-he held… — Jonathan Stroud
You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old bone in his… — David Wilkerson
I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new… — Yahtzee Croshaw
I can never say what I want to say, it's been like this for a while now. I try to say something but all I… — Haruki Murakami
love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski
The unexplainable thing in nature that makes me feel the world is big fat beyond my understanding – to understand maybe by trying to put… — Georgia O'Keeffe
The difficulty will be to keep her from learning too fast and too much. She is always sitting with her little nose burrowing into books.… — Frances Hodgson Burnett
Then your fingers moved down to my chin. You pushed it up with your thumb to look at me, almost like you were studying me… — Lucy Christopher
I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. — Pete Sampras

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67 authors contributed a total of 77 Big Fat Quotes, led by these top contributors: