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Best Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
- Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
- Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots…
- Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All…
- ...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He…
- Beginning with a critique of my own limbs, which she said, justly enough, were nothing to write home about, this girl went on to dissect…
- One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got…
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