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• 'I don't need very much now,' said the boy, 'just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired.' 'Well,'…
• God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?"…
• What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
• Early bird Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you’re a…
• Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy.
• You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of…
• Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu, Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do, Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost…
• I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was…

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