Being Drunk Quotes

65 quotes by 58 authors

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. — Charlie Chaplin
I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime. — Luke Bryan
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. — Richard Harris
I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. — Jane Lynch
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either.… — Bill Barich
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. — Ozzy Osbourne
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same… — Gertrude Stein
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams
And I, infinitesimaÂl being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the abyss, I wheeled… — Pablo Neruda
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much… — Ilona Andrews
The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. — Ayn Rand
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you… — Jessica Sorensen
Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will… — Superman
Childhood is like being drunk; everyone remembers what you did, except you. — Orebela Gbenga
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya
Don't worry, I keep your privacy :p — Aldyna Threesya
When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :) — Mega

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