Being Drunk Quotes

65 quotes by 55 authors

After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking). — Abhishek Tiwari
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you… — MrAwesome
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
The Drunken Master, Drunk again — Levita Charin
Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober — Unknown Author
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling. — John Alejandro King
When I'm drunk the whole world turns into a big joke — Unknow
When will some of these men learn that there is more to life than hustling, going back and forth to jail, smoking, drinking, popping pills,… — Deshawn Branch
Drink 3...Glad I'm not driving, I think my driver need a designated driver!! — C Williams
When your pet runs away from you... GET BACK HERE AND LOVE MEEEEE! — Serenity Karma
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent and youre not… — Clare
Now that I'm drunk, the whole world seems different. — Raghav Singh
Drunk words are sober thoughts. — James Merrow
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore
Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes. — Jersey Shore
Even if your drunk you still know what you were doing. — Marianepublico
Too much alcohol makes my world go round :) — Kreyzii
Yo, everybody drunk and happy raise your bottles and glasses — Vybz Kartel

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