Behind Her Quotes

113 Behind Her quotes by 92 unique authors

Got frog eyes, cuz chick with the fatty walked by. Nice complexion, nice tan and so behind her I ran till I seen her destination… — Joe Budden
I should have realized that having Alice as my only bridesmaid was a mistake. I would look that much more uncoordinated coming behind her. -Bella… — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
A blonde was at an ATM and another blond was behind her, the blond behind the ATM shouted to the one in front — MEE :D
A real man,knows his girl is the one,and wont cheat behind her back,but show her what she means to him to her face! — Unknown Author
She's so sick of never being beautiful enough. Never being stronger, or better. She's sick of going home everyday, and wishing she was someone else.… — Unknown Author
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she… — MlY AB
If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while! — Nikhil Saluja
I'd love to walk on the wild side, But I want to be in bed by 10-30pm Actress Helen Mirren age 67 says her wild… — Helen Mirren
There once was this girl she loved a boy..she knew since elementary...she adored him she thought everything about him was perfect..no matter what anyone said..but..one… — Unknown Author

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