Beef Quotes

244 quotes by 196 authors

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy… — Charles Dickens
Who lives longer? The man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or a man who lives on roast beef, water and potatoes 'till… — Aldous Huxley
The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I… — George Bernard Shaw
He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner peopled by waiters… — Mary Gaitskill
Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted. — Daniel Handler
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef… — James Patterson
I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day — Douglas Coupland
And what have I done?" What? WHAT?...You've stolen them." With that, Cornelia fled, but Buttercup understood; she knew who "them" was. The boys. The beef-witted… — William Goldman
Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef! — Rick Riordan
The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them… — William Goldman
I carefully lay out the provisions. One thin black sleeping bag that reflects body heat. A pack of crackers. A pack of dried beef strips.… — Suzanne Collins
Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — P.J. O'Rourke
Today the U.S. government can demand the nation-wide recall of defective softball bats, sneakers, stuffed animals, and foam-rubber toy cows. But it cannot order a… — Eric Schlosser
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable." "How sweet," Annabelle… — Lisa Kleypas
Kaia darling, Willaim said, nearly leaping over a stand of beef jerky in his haste to reach her. Are you here to fight the strippers… — Gena Showalter
Grocery shopping," Kira's gaze raked over him. "Well, honey, one thing about it, I don't think you have to worry about buying beef while you're… — Lora Leigh
Yes, Iâ€™m a mouse. Squeak, squeak. Now shoo-shoo back to your little bug friends,â€ said Rirped, picking up a hunk of dried beef. He tore… — Suzanne Collins
Anyone who imagines that bliss is normal is going to waste a lot of time running around shouting that heâ€™s been robbed. The fact is… — Gordon B. Hinckley
Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef. — Tom Stoppard
Uriah drops his tray next to me. It is loaded with beef stew and chocolate cake. I stare at the cake pile. â€œThere was cake?â€… — Veronica Roth

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