Best Bedroom Qoutes

495 Bedroom quotes by 418 unique authors

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER — Warren Ellis
I went to the bedroom and lay on the floor, so as not to mess up the covers. — Miranda July
I travel in gardens and bedrooms, basements and attics, around corners, through doorways and windows, along sidewalks, over carpets, down drainpipes, in the sky, with… — Tom Robbins
It is merely an accident of history that it is considered normal in our society to believe that the Creator of the universe can hear… — Sam Harris
Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He… — Diana Wynne Jones
I don't want to see anyone. I lie in the bedroom with the curtains drawn and nothingness washing over me like a sluggish wave. Whatever… — Margaret Atwood
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a… — Bill Maher
It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom — Alfred Jarry
Every child's bedroom is as important as a telescope orbiting the planet earth or a philosopher's study. — Jerry Spinelli
Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto… — Diana Wynne Jones
What we want most is to be held...and told..that everything (everything is a funny thing, is baby milk and papa's eyes, is roaring logs on… — Truman Capote
The humming of my parents' voices from behind my bedroom wall, which throughout my childhood had filled me with a sense of security, had now… — Jeffrey Eugenides
a revolutionary in every bedroom cannot fail to shake up the status quo. And if it is your wife that is revolting, you can't just… — Shulamith Firestone
Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my… — Cassandra Clare
At night I would lie in bed and watch the show, how bees squeezed through the cracks of my bedroom wall and flew circles around… — Sue Monk Kidd
My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d left it in… — Karen Chance
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. — Craig Ferguson
Before I could cry or scream I whirled around and stalked to my bedroom,slamming the door behind me. I hope they all drown. "Zoey your… — P. C. Cast
I mean, look at us. We're all alone in my bedroom and I'm not feeling any urge to make any kinda move on you. That's… — Aya Nakahara
This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay. — Charlaine Harris
I disconnected as a sleepy Seth stepped out of the bedroom. “Who’s Dante? Was that a collect call to the Inferno?” “They won’t accept the… — Richelle Mead
She shrieked. "Nora! What happened to the banister!" Good thing she hadn't seen her bedroom yet. — Becca Fitzpatrick
But worse things were about to be found in the bedroom: on the jeweller’s wife’s ottoman, in a casual pose, sprawled a third party- namely,… — Mikhail Bulgakov
The spirit of the marriage left the bedroom and took to living in the parlor. — Zora Neale Hurston

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